I've decided to write down various gags that come to mind for Dog & Chili. I haven't heard from Lada in a minute and I'm coming to terms with the fact I'll have to break my hands to get a better grip on my dream careers.

A lot of these will be out of order and contain spoilers. Not just for Dog & Chili but every other snow globe too.

"Noon Duty"

Pepé "Mutt, why the Hell are we watching over a school yard?"

Mutt "The town put us on Noon Duty. We have to make sure none of these toon brats try breaking the world."

Pepé "You're joking right?"

Mutt "You'd have a pie in your face if I was..."

Pepé "What kind of kids are these that they can break the world?!"

Mutt "We got Wild animals, sentient robots, supernatural anomalies, kid geniuses, actual supers and mutants, slice of life and comedy anime protagonists. That isn't even counting the several dozen Shonen Delinquents currently brawling in the basket ball court right now."

Pepé "... Okay, but why us?"

Mutt "We're this town's two most durable toons... plus we know how to end scraps without killing the kids."

Pepé "Ohhhh.... So we're getting paid for this right?"

Mutt "We will, just try not losing your head when we gotta break up the fights..."

Suddenly the hill and the Earth splits perfectly between the two.

Mutt "Dammit, I told them not to 'play' with that purple haired android... Pepé go break it up, I'm gonna press the planet back together."

Pepé "Mierda."